Most scenes together: Bill & Richie (9), Bill & Ben (8), Bill & Eddie (8)
Take your pick, B-B-B-Billy boy. Oh, except for the one on the end, that's already taken. Sorry.
I remember you, and I remember we beat you. I'm not afraid of you.
[Pennywise snarls and bares his teeth angrily]
Last chance, Tozier - get out before it gets dark tonight. You're TOO OLD to stop me! You're ALL TOO OLD!
Richie (to the Librarian): Tell Mike Hanlon, if you see him--
Excuse me, sir, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO?! Well, you better let the poor guy out! Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Wa-ha!
Richie (to the Librarian): Tell Mike Hanlon that I had to go, that I had to get cleaned up! Tell him! Tell him! Tell him, I'll see him tonight!
GET OUT!! Last chance, Tozier! Get out! Get out while you can!
Excuse me, ma'am, is your refrigerator running? [gasps] It IS?! Well, you better catch it before it runs away! Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Oh, I kill myself!
Let go. Be afraid! You all taste so much better when you're afraid.
Kill It, Bev!
Kill?! [laughs] Me?! Oh you are priceless, brat! I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next!
This is battery acid, you slime!
[Eddie sprays It/Pennywise with his aspirator.]
Hiya, Georgie! [reveals himself] Aren't cha gonna say... hello? [Georgie shakes his head] Awww, come on, bucko. Don't you want a... balloon? [Georgie is initially tempted, but hesitates]
I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers; My dad said so.
Very wise of ya dad, Georgie - very wise indeed. I, Georgie, am Pennywise, the Dancing Clown. You are Georgie. So now we know each other. Keeerect?!
I guess so. I gotta go.
Go?! Without this? [shows Georgie his fallen paper boat]
My boat!
EX-actly! Go on, kiddo. Take it. [Georgie stares, unsure about reaching into the stormdrain for his boat] Awww. You want it, don't you, Georgie? Of course you do. And there's cotton candy, rides, and all sorts of surprises down here. And balloons too. All colors.
Do they float? [reaches in for his boat]
Ohh, yes. They float, Georgie. They float. And when you're down here, with me... 'YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!'
[It/Pennywise grabs Georgie's arm and pulls him toward the stormdrain]
Don't talk. You're gonna be fine, Spaghetti-Man.
Richie, please. For the last time, don't call me that. You know how I... [dies]
I hope that someone remembered to bring something useful, like a machine gun.
I remember you were a dead shot, Bev.
Couldn't miss.
It was like it was supposed to be, Bev. Remember? You hit the clown, Pennywise, in the head. It broke open.
And underneath it was a light.
Bright lights.
Deadlights.
I just flew in from L.A., and boy is my tail-section tired... We're hot tonight, it's great to be back here in Derry, breathing in that old Derry Air. Eddie, get all of their names, I want to put them on my Christmas mailer, no, Denbrough there, let's put him on my Norman Mailer. [puts Eddie in a head-lock] I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had. [turns Eddie face-up] Wait a minute! He IS the brother I never had!
Beep beep, Richie. [on the telephone] Hello, Stan? ..Is this the Uris residence? I'm trying to get hold of Stan Uris-- [pause] Oh... Thank you. Thank you, very much. [hangs up] Stan is dead. He cut his wrists in the bathtub right after I phoned him.
One out of ten. You're worse than I am, kiddo. At this rate, we might as well let that damn clown take us one by one.
Beep beep, Richie. Who's left? Ben? Bev?
Yeah, and one of them better be good, Bill, because right now, you're in the lead with a pathetic three out of 10.
Richie, will you PLEASE shut up?!
You know, you don't stutter all the time?
So, you, Haystack, what are you building? A dam or something?
Yeah.
Have you ever built one before?
No.
How do you know it will work?
Well, of course it would. Why wouldn't it?
Yeah, but how do you know?
I just know.
Yeah, he just knows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
What are you saying, Eddie? You're still a virgin?
Yeah.
Well I can't help you there, pal.
Ben! Benny! Up here, Ben!
Benny! [Ben motions towards waterworks building] Ben! Ben! Hi, Ben!
Daddy?
That's my home now, son! [Ben cannot believe it when suddenly he sees his father holding balloons]
You want a balloon, Ben? They float!
They all float.
Come here, son! You'll like it down there!
You'll never have to grow up! [laughs, changes back to normal and disappears as a skeleton comes out of the water] They float. They all float. And when you're down here with me, Fatboy, you'll float too. [laughs]
Arlene We'll have a home of our own one day, Benny, I promise.
I know, Mama.
Arlene Benny, as long as we're guests in this house, I need you to help me.
They wouldn't treat us like this if Daddy were still alive.
Arlene Come on inside now and apologize.
Apologize? But he was...
Arlene Benny, you must.
No, I hate it here! I hate it here! [climbs onto his bicycle and rides off in despair]
Arlene Benny, come on, Benny! Benny!
Bill's our writer.
I just write horror stories.
Silly boy. You still think you can see...me. [soft chuckle] You'll never see me. You'll see only what your little mind can allow. Go! Now...for if you stay, you'll lose your little mind in my deadlights, like all the others... Like all the others. [chuckles, then laughs maniacally and fades away]
Sorry I'm late. Well, let's see who's here. B-B-B-B-B-B-Billy boy! Richie, you still here? We never expected you to stick around. Nice nose job, no one would ever suspect. Haystack! Putting on a little weight, huh? Speaking of dads, Bevvy, yours isn't worried about you anymore. He loves your choice in men. Wheezy, how's your sex life? What's your sex life? Well, Mikey, you did it. You got us all back here. I guess it's 'cause it's the only way you'd ever see us, since you're so lame, you'd never leave this town! I finally made it, guys. I'm in the deadlights now. [Voice changes to It’s/Pennywise's voice] And you know what? It's true what they say. We all float down here, and you will, too. In fact, they ALL FLOAT! THEY ALL FLOAT! THEY-! [Mike shuts the fridge door closed]
