Daria
Isn't that weird? Flattering, but weird.
Jane
Well, I kind of take what you say seriously. That's why, after your constant haranguing and brow-beating, I went ahead and sent my portfolio to BFAC... and got in.
Jane
You. Me. College. Same town. Be ready to have your ass dragged to more parties.
Daria
I knew you could do it. I knew it! [Jane takes a bow] Why the hell didn't you tell me?
Jane
I just found out today. Besides, you know what a drama queen I am. So, what do you say? Make a pledge right now to go up there and get separate boyfriends? [pause] Thanks for talking me into applying.
Daria
Thanks for helping me get through high school.
Jane
Me at BFAC, you at Raft. You think it's true that things happen for a reason?
Daria and Jane
[pause]
Naah!