A scene from Is It College Yet? 2002
Upchuck

Andrea, my dark-eyed mistress of sweet, sweet pain. Are you, like me, finding this party a bit too festive? Let us depart for a darker place where we can explore the melancholia that always accompanies true, unbridled passion.

Andrea

You're hitting on me?

Upchuck

Um-

Andrea

Okay.

Upchuck

[squeaks]

Really? [normal voice] I mean, say no more, my raven-haired ravisher. [offers Andrea his arm, which she takes as they walk away]

In this scene

A Andrea Janie Mertz
U Upchuck Geoffrey Arend

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