Sam quotes from iParty with Victorious (2011)

Carly

Okay, we're going to move on to our next segment here on iCarly!

Sam

Which involes the brain of our disturbed friend, Gibby!

Carly

Yes! We all know that Gibby's head is full of wrong-ness...

Sam

And to demonstrate that again, let's take a look at– [huge moving cactus walks towards Carly and Sam growling] Uh, oh... it's the cactus' big brother!

Tori

Oh my God, how funny is this? Aren't they hilarious?

Yeah, it's funny... [pretending not to know what it is] What's it called?

Tori

iCarly. [confused] You've never heard of it?

Uh... no... Why?

Tori

Cause' you live in Seattle half the time, and that's where these girls do it from.

Carly

Go on now!

Sam

Go!

Carly

Walk out the door!

Sam

Just turn around now!

Carly

You're not welcome anymore! [Tori laughing with Steven... nervously]

Sam

And now...

Carly

A disturbing voyage into the depths of the ever puzzling Gibbish brain...

Tori

That girl Carly's really pretty don't you think?

Sure... just uh, not my type... anyway... uh, you know, we've been going out for over 3 months.

Tori

I do... we're coming up on our 100 day kiss.

Sneak preview?

Tori

Show me the trailer. [kisses Steven]

Sam

The Nile's not just a river in Utah.

Carly

Egypt!

Sam

So, face it, Rex. You couldn't even rap if I stapled his lips and took his hand out your back!