Beck I guess I've never really felt true terror
Sikowitz Then I guess I'll have to work on that. [turns around and starts laughing]
What are you laughing that?!
Sikowitz That picture of ducks playing poker!
[Scene cuts to a painting of ducks playing poker.]
Boomba.
Okay, we're going to move on to our next segment here on iCarly!
Which involes the brain of our disturbed friend, Gibby!
Yes! We all know that Gibby's head is full of wrong-ness...
And to demonstrate that again, let's take a look at– [huge moving cactus walks towards Carly and Sam growling] Uh, oh... it's the cactus' big brother!
Oh my God, how funny is this? Aren't they hilarious?
Steven Yeah, it's funny... [pretending not to know what it is] What's it called?
iCarly. [confused] You've never heard of it?
Steven Uh... no... Why?
Cause' you live in Seattle half the time, and that's where these girls do it from.
Just turn around now!
You're not welcome anymore! [Tori laughing with Steven... nervously]
And now...
A disturbing voyage into the depths of the ever puzzling Gibbish brain...
Steven Sure... just uh, not my type... anyway... uh, you know, we've been going out for over 3 months.
I do... we're coming up on our 100 day kiss.
Steven Sneak preview?
Show me the trailer. [kisses Steven]
Cat Last night my brother bit my foot.
Lane Well, I don't need to know everything.
Cat Soup.
Freddie He deserves it!
I know but you're nerdy. Steven would beat you silly.
Kenan Thompson You see that? Why does everyone want to borrow money from me?! I mean you guys, Andy Samberg, half of the original cast of All That.
Aw, I used to love that show!
Your cheek bones are like little sugar plums.
PANDA!! [chases after the panda]
Monie You shattered my heart… and my leg!
But let's see if you can beat this puppet, Puckett.
The geek rejected by the freak. That's ironic.
Robbie He's really mad.
But he's got really beautiful skin.
So, face it, Rex. You couldn't even rap if I stapled his lips and took his hand out your back!
The Nile's not just a river in Utah.
Egypt!
Spencer Can Gibby come? He's got the hands of a goddess.
