Great, we missed another one. [into the radio mic] Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?
10-4.
We need a tornado.
We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?
That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.
Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?
Hockey, actually.
Really? I play lacrosse, man.
Really? No way.
This is fun, just like a family road trip.
Did I miss something?
No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.
Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?
