Hey... gentlemen... guys, you can't stay out here. You have to get indoors.
So do you guys actually get paid to do this shit? Man, I'm in the wrong job.
You don't even have a job!
And Trey, live everyday like it's your last. 'Cause shit, someday it will be.
Gary
Everybody out, now! Let's go!
What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?
Gary
There's another tornado heading this way
And you want us to go outside?
Gary
You don't understand.
Yes you have to.
This is a storm shelter for Christ's sake.
Pete
Not for this.
Will you please believe us? We have been out there and we know what this thing can do.
I am not going to risk having hundreds of dead people...
Gary
You will have hundreds of dead people if you stay here.
Sir. I have been studying storms all my life, alright? This one is bigger than any one that has ever been. Do you hear that? It will flatten this building in seconds.
Gary
With or without you, we're getting these people onto those buses right now.
Gary
That was good thinking with that knife back there.
Trey
I thought you'd be mad.
Gary
Oh I am. Hand it over.
Gary
Trey, where's Donnie?
Trey
I don't know.
Gary
Get away from the window.
Trey
Tornado!
Gary
Run, run!
Pete
Great, we missed another one. [into the radio mic] Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?
10-4.
We need a tornado.
Pete
We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?
That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.
Pete
Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?
Hockey, actually.
Really? I play lacrosse, man.
Really? No way.
Pete
This is fun, just like a family road trip.
Did I miss something?
Pete
No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.
Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?
Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro!
Trey
That's your time capsule message, Todd?
Huh... why not?
Pete Moore
It's going to be big. [pauses] I don't know how big. They're tornadoes, they don't do courtesy calls.