Go Go Gadgetmobile?

Good morning, Riverton. Hey, who's in the car? I work alone. Before we hit the road, I got to tell you something: "Duck!"

I don't think the car likes me.

Who're you calling "car"? I'm a crime-fighting machine. Watch this. Back turn! Ain't you fallin' out yet?

No, sir, I haven't.

Who are you, rookie?

I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.

Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile!

Are you? Are you talking to me?

Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear this seat belts, baby. It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm going to find some crime. More back turns!

Can you slow down, please? I get carsick.

You know what makes people sick: a rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B.

Not that is any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford?

Hey, I got hit scissors, and I know what you're think when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Look here, come clean with me. I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.

I can assure you my interest on Dr. Bradford is professional.

Professional, huh? Well, good. Keep it that way and that's an order. You got it?

Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.

I'll tell you what you are. You're...

(Inspector Gadget hits Gadgetmobile)

Don't make me hook up on you.

Is there an off button or something? Mute. (paintball hits a man) Sorry, sir.

Don't push my buttons when I'm reading the manual.