[Joy and Sadness accidentally get sent to Long-Term Memory, much to Joy's chagrin]
Joy: Oh, Sadness, we don’t have time for this. We’ll just have to go around. Take the scenic route.
Sadness: Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there!
Joy: Think positive!
Sadness: Okay. I'm positive you will get lost in there! That's Long-Term Memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.
Joy: The manuals? [it dawns on her] The manuals! You read the manuals!
Sadness: Yeah.
Joy: So you know the way back to Headquarters!
Sadness: I-I guess.
Joy: [does a happy little dance and giggles excitedly] You are my map. Let's go, lead on, my map! Show me where we're going!
Sadness: [attempts to sit up] Okay, only... [falls back down] I'm too sad to walk, just give me a few... hours... [Joy rolls her eyes and grabs Sadness by the foot, dragging her into Long-Term Memory] Oh!
Joy: Which way, left?
Sadness: Right. [Joy turns right] No, I mean "go left", I said left is right, like, "correct".
Joy: Okay. [drags Sadness the opposite direction]
Sadness: This actually feels kind of nice.
Joy: Okay! Here we go! We'll be back to Headquarters before morning! This'll be easy! This is working!
Joy: Oh, Sadness, we don’t have time for this. We’ll just have to go around. Take the scenic route.
Sadness: Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there!
Joy: Think positive!
Sadness: Okay. I'm positive you will get lost in there! That's Long-Term Memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.
Joy: The manuals? [it dawns on her] The manuals! You read the manuals!
Sadness: Yeah.
Joy: So you know the way back to Headquarters!
Sadness: I-I guess.
Joy: [does a happy little dance and giggles excitedly] You are my map. Let's go, lead on, my map! Show me where we're going!
Sadness: [attempts to sit up] Okay, only... [falls back down] I'm too sad to walk, just give me a few... hours... [Joy rolls her eyes and grabs Sadness by the foot, dragging her into Long-Term Memory] Oh!
Joy: Which way, left?
Sadness: Right. [Joy turns right] No, I mean "go left", I said left is right, like, "correct".
Joy: Okay. [drags Sadness the opposite direction]
Sadness: This actually feels kind of nice.
Joy: Okay! Here we go! We'll be back to Headquarters before morning! This'll be easy! This is working!
[Joy and Sadness accidentally get sent to Long-Term Memory, much to Joy's chagrin]
Joy: Oh, Sadness, we don’t have time for this. We’ll just have to go around. Take the scenic route.
Sadness : Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there!
Joy : Think positive!
Sadness : Okay. I'm positive you will get lost in there! That's Long-Term Memory. An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.
Joy : The manuals? [it dawns on her] The manuals! You read the manuals!
Sadness : Yeah.
Joy : So you know the way back to Headquarters!
Sadness : I-I guess.
Joy : [does a happy little dance and giggles excitedly] You are my map. Let's go, lead on, my map! Show me where we're going!
Sadness : [attempts to sit up] Okay, only... [falls back down] I'm too sad to walk, just give me a few... hours... [Joy rolls her eyes and grabs Sadness by the foot, dragging her into Long-Term Memory] Oh!
Joy : Which way, left?
Sadness : Right. [Joy turns right] No, I mean "go left", I said left is right, like, "correct".
Joy : Okay. [drags Sadness the opposite direction]
Sadness : This actually feels kind of nice.
Joy : Okay! Here we go! We'll be back to Headquarters before morning! This'll be easy! This is working!
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