Dalton Russell Don't I sound calm to you? Keith Frazier Yes, you do. Keith Frazier I wouldn't get too comfortable here. Dalton Russell I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday. Dalton Russell Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany. Keith Frazier No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!