You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?
Most scenes together: Dalton Russell & Keith Frazier (3)
Inside Man quotes
Page 1 of 3Protect and serve my ass, where's my **** turban?
Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying.
Get these guys some vests.
Don't I sound calm to you?
Yes, you do.
Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your **** clothes.
No. You should be ashamed of yourself. [Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day.
Take your **** clothes off, lady.
No!
Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!
Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.
What?
Lemme see your shoe.
Why?
'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.
He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!
Who said this? Who?
Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big **** gun, that's who!
I wouldn't get too comfortable here.
I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.
You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?
Yeah, once.
Really?
Yeah, by a twelve-year-old.
What was that like?
Not one of my better days.
Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.
Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.
****in' tired of this shit. What happened to my ****in' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. ****in' random, my ass.
I bet you can get a cab though.
I guess that's one of the perks.
Anyone else here smarter than me?
Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh.