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Inside Man

Inside Man quotes

29 total quotes

Dalton Russell
Keith Frazier
Mr Chase
Ms White
Other Characters

View Quote Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?
View Quote Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my ****ing turban?
View Quote Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying.
View Quote Dalton Russell: Don't I sound calm to you?
Keith Frazier: Yes, you do.
View Quote Dalton Russell: Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your ****ing clothes.
Miriam: No. You should be ashamed of yourself. [Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day.
Dalton Russell: Take your ****ing clothes off, lady.
Miriam: No!
View Quote Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!
View Quote Herman Gluck: He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!
Cop: Who said this? Who?
Herman Gluck: Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big ****ing gun, that's who!
View Quote Keith Frazier: I wouldn't get too comfortable here.
Dalton Russell: I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.
View Quote Keith Frazier: You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, once.
Keith Frazier: Really?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, by a twelve-year-old.
Keith Frazier: What was that like?
Sergeant Collins: Not one of my better days.
View Quote Ms. White: Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.
Keith Frazier: Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.
View Quote Anyone else here smarter than me?
View Quote Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh.
View Quote Don't bullshit the bullshitter!
View Quote I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be.
View Quote I need to be assured that certain interests are protected.