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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quotes

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Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.
Henry "Mutt" Williams-Jones III
Irina Spalko
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View Quote Mac: Jonesy! [Indy knocks off two Russians] Jonesy!
Indy: Hi, Mac! [punches him]
View Quote Mac: This ain't going to be easy.
Indy: Not as easy as it used to be.
Mac: Well, we've been through worse.
Indy: Yeah, when?
Mac: Flensburg. There was twice as many.
Indy: We were younger.
Mac: I still am young!
Indy: We had guns. Put your hands down, will you; you're embarrassing us.
View Quote Marion: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to get with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indy: There were a few, but they all had the same problem.
Marion: Yeah? What's that?
Indy: They weren't you, honey.
View Quote Mutt: [after swinging on tree vines and landing back in the truck]: Whoa!
Indy: Whoa. [looks ahead to see a cliff] WHOA!
View Quote Mutt: [when Irina holds her sword at him] Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop! [holds comb out] Huh? [combs his hair, shoves comb back in the pocket] I'm ready. Don't give these pigs a thing.
Indy: You heard him.
View Quote Mutt: Dead end.
Indy: Maybe.
Mutt: [combs his hair] Hm--
Indy: What are you doing? Put that thing away! [Mutt hears him and stops combing his hair] Give me some light over here.
View Quote Mutt: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indy: Well, the Ugha word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.
View Quote Mutt: The name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indy: Mutt? What kind of name is that?
Mutt: It's the one I picked, you got a problem with that?
Indy: [calmly] Take it easy.
View Quote Mutt: What are they, like spacemen?
Oxley: [now completely sane] Inter-dimensional beings, in point of fact.
Indy: Welcome back, Ox.
View Quote Mutt: What is it the crystal skull?
Indy: Deity carving. Mesoamerican. There are a number of crystal skulls in the world; I saw one in the British Museum. Interesting craftsmanship, but that's about it.
Mutt: Well, laugh if you want. Oxley said he found it this time. He said this was real and he was off to a place called Akator with it.
Indy: Akator? He said that? You're sure?
Mutt: That's what he said, he said Akator. What is it?
Indy: It's a mythical lost city in the Amazon. Conquistadors called it El Dorado. Supposedly, the Ugha tribe were chosen by the gods 7000 years ago to build a giant city out of solid gold. It had aqueducts and paved roads and technology that wouldn't be seen again for 5000 years. Francisco de Orellano disappeared into the Amazon looking for it in 1546. I almost died of typhus looking for it myself. I don't think it exists.
Mutt: Why would Ox want to take the skull there?
Indy: The legend says that a crystal skull was stolen from Akator in the 15th or 16th century, and that whoever returns the skull to the city temple will be given control over its power.
View Quote Mutt: Whatever happened to your advice of "if school isn't for you just live your life and don't let anyone tell you otherwise"?
Indy: That was before I found out I was your father!
View Quote Mutt: [finishes combing his hair] What's that?
View Quote Mutt: [shows Indy the ladder] This way down. [falls down the ladder]
Indy: [walks down the stairs, helps Mutt back up] This way up.
View Quote Oxley: Well done, Henry.
Indy and Mutt: Thanks, Ox.
View Quote [after Indy has shot a native grave guard with his own poison dart and scared off a second]
Mutt: [disbelievingly] You're a... teacher?
Indy: [shrugs] Part-time.