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Will: (voiceover) Unsurprisingly, the girls’ hotel was nicer than our hotel. There are North Korean prison camps which are nicer than our hotel. But, like a North Korean prison camp, it was overcrowded, so we had nowhere to sit.
Neil: What about there?
Will: They’ve got towels on them, Neil.
Neil: So?
Will: That means people have bagsied them. We can’t take those.
Neil: **** that!
Will: No, Jay, we can’t!
Jay: Watch me! It’s probably just a load of Kratus that got down early in the morning to reserve ‘em.
Simon: That towel’s got Finding Nemo on it.
Jay: Oh. What, so Nazis can’t like Disney too?
Will: Jay!
Jay: Besides, I really need a lie down. My head’s more **** than Neil's dad’s arsehole.
Will: Jay, please!
Will: (voiceover) Jay and Neil were off to, as they put it, “check out the chicas”. But I had a serious problem. In the absence of my mother, or a teacher, I needed help with my sunblock.
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