Neil : Oi, Jay, Jay… Tidy minge, ten o’clock. Jay? Jay! Didn’t you see them girls? Why don’t you chirps ‘em? Jay : Yeah, I can’t handle that many at once, Neil. Neil : Really? What about that netball team? Jay : Yeah, that was all right, cos that was a luxury caravan. But this coach is way too small for my moves. Neil : Ah, course. Will : Right, so, the plan is get to the apartment, unpack, get some sleep then head out fresh tomorrow. First up, the Minoan Palace at Knossos. Jay : Have you come on a lads’ holiday by mistake?! We haven’t come halfway round the world to look at some boring **** Greek ruins. Neil : Yeah, you can see that shit anywhere. Jay : Look, we get there, drop the bags off, then go straight out and get spasticated. Simples. Will : But I’ve not slept for 37 hours. Simon : So shut up and try and get some sleep on here, then. Will : Fine, good idea.

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