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Ken: The boy's suicidal Harry. He's a walking dead man. Keeps going on about hell and purgatory -
Harry: When I phoned you yesterday, did I ask you 'Ken, would you do me a favor and become Ray's psychiatrist please?' No. What I think what I asked you was "would you go blow his ****ing head off for me?" "He's suicidal"? I'm suicidal, you're suicidal, everybody's ****ing suicidal. We don't all keep going on about it. Has he killed himself yet? So he's not ****ing suicidal, is he?
Ken: He put a loaded gun to his head this morning, I stopped him.
Harry: He... What? This gets ****ing worse!
Ken: We were down the park...
Harry: Let me get this right. You were down in the park? What's that got to do with ****ing anything? Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you even stopped the boy from killing himself, which would have solved my problem, which would have solved your problem, which sounds like it would have solved the boy's problem.
Ken: It wouldn't have solved his problem.
Harry: Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn't have thought twice. I'd killed myself on the ****ing spot. On the ****ing spot. I would've stuck the gun in me mouth on the ****ing spot!
Ken: That's you, Harry. The boy has the capacity to change. The boy has the capacity to do something decent with his life.
Harry: Excuse me, Ken, I have the capacity to change.
Ken: Yeah, you do. You've the capacity to get ****ing worse!
Harry: Ah yeah, now I'm getting down to it!
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny, I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, you've always been a ****. And, the only thing that's gonna change is that you're gonna become an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids ****ing out of it! What have they done? You ****ing retract that bit about my **** ****ing kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your **** ****ing kids.
Harry: Insulting my ****ing kids?! That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?! [quietly] Still leaves you a ****...
Harry: Yeah, I ****ing got that.

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