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Harry: [to Eirik, with his eyepatch] Aye-aye!
Yuri: Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
Harry: An UZI? Ha, I'm not from South Central Los ****ing Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot 20 black 10-year olds in a ****ing drive-by - I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Yuri: I knew he wouldn't kill the guy. I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
Harry: ...about the what?
Yuri: The alcoves - the alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park. Oh, I also have some dimdims. You use this word, "dimdims"? The bullets that make the head explode?
Harry: "Dumdums", yeah.
Yuri: Would you like some of these dimdims?
Harry: I know I shouldn't...
Harry: But I will.
Eirik: Mother****er.
Harry: Is he talking to me?
Yuri: No, Eirik's on your side, Mr. Waters. Your young friend blinded him last night.
Harry: Ray did?
Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry: Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.
Eirik: What?!
Harry: I mean basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah, really, it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop whining and cheer the **** up.
[Eirik, furious, stands up]
Yuri: Eirik - I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him ****ing crucified. But it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

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