“The night's dead. You can hardly breathe outside. The thing I'd...” – Mick Travis, If.... ... Movie Quotes Database

The night's dead. You can hardly breathe outside. The thing I'd really hate is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck. Slowly. [laughs] I don't see what difference the speed makes. [laughs] The speed of the nail. [laughs] The -The -The nail's speed! [laughs] The s-speed. [laughs]

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