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Mick Travis quotes

View Quote [trimming his mustache] My face is a never fading source of wonder to me.
View Quote [telling Knightly of his summer activities] I...met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. You ever been to those pubs? You should see those old loves dancing...showing their knickers. Take 'em off near the end. [Chuckles] She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. [Chuckles] Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. [School bell rings] When do we live? That's what I want to know.
View Quote [clapping slowly, facetiously] Jolly, jolly good, Stephans.
View Quote [after lights-out, whispering] Stephans. Whatever you're doing now... don't.
View Quote [to Stephans] Excuse me, you mind not picking your shag-spots in here?
View Quote The whole world will end very soon - black, brittle bodies peeling into ash...
View Quote There's no such thing as a wrong war. Violence and revolution are the only pure acts.
View Quote War is the last possible creative act.
View Quote [looking at a model in a magazine] There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once... Then die.
View Quote [to Denson, about his necklace] They're my teeth; they're my good luck charm.
View Quote [to Denson, having a cold shower] My time's up you bastard!
View Quote [during a fencing duel with Wallace and Knightly] War... even to the knife!
View Quote [quoting Rudyard Kipling] What stands, if freedom fall? Who dies, if England live?
View Quote [after receiving an injury on his hand during the fencing duel] Blood! Real blood!
View Quote [at dinner] Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp. Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp?
View Quote [discussing horrible ways to die] Being flayed alive. That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. Used to send their neatly folded skins back to their victims' wives.
View Quote The night's dead. You can hardly breathe outside. The thing I'd really hate is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck. Slowly. [laughs] I don't see what difference the speed makes. [laughs] The speed of the nail. [laughs] The -The -The nail's speed! [laughs] The s-speed. [laughs]
View Quote [to Rowntree] What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done?
View Quote [to Denson, after being told he knows nothing of the school's motto] You mean that bit of wool on your tit?
View Quote [to Rowntree, after being told that he, Wallace and Knightly are to be punished for their behaviour] The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your s**** and your best teddy-bear to Oxfam and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.
View Quote [to Wallace, watching as Knightly is being flogged] Christ, that was a bit low!
View Quote We're on our own now.
View Quote [making a blood pact with Wallace and Knightly] Death to the oppressor!
View Quote One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. [deals out Bren gun ammo] Real bullets.
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