How old are you?
How old do you think I am?
Thirty.
You think I'm thirty?
How old are you?
Thirty.
How old are you?
How old do you think I am?
Thirty.
You think I'm thirty?
How old are you?
Thirty.
Get out, now. Or otherwise...
Otherwise, I'll end up like you?
Yeah, you end up being a jaded, cynical asshole, just like me.
I really want to **** you. That's kind of a slutty thing for me to say, huh?
All the reporters love you. Even the reporters that hate you still love you.
I'm not a Christian. I'm not an atheist. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America.
You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't **** the interns. They get you for that.