A character in Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Squint quotes from Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Aziz Ansari

In 5 of the 128 quotes from Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)
Most scenes with: Captain Gutt (2), Flynn (2), Shira (2)

Scenes with Squint

5 scenes
[Captain Gutt and his crew are ordering the enslaved hyraxes in building his new ship]

You call this a ship, you miserable runts?

Squint

Yeah, you little runts! Get to work!

Faster, you worthless wormy sons of sorry excuses for shark-bait weevils!

What did he say?

I don't know.

...Now, get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown... or I will keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!

Back off.

It's okay, I'm on your side.

Squint
[Squint throws starfishes at Ellie and Shira]

I knew you were a traitor.

Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!

Squint

WHAT?! [Squint prepares one last attack] Your nine lives are over, kitty!

[Ellie stomps on Squint]

Silly rabbit... piracy doesn't pay.

Squint

Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.

Squint

Yeah Finally! Who's The Easter Bunny Now?!

[Captain Gutt and his crew are ordering the enslaved hyraxes in building his new ship]

You call this a ship, you miserable runts?

Squint

Yeah, you little runts! Get to work!

Faster, you worthless wormy sons of sorry excuses for shark-bait weevils!

What did he say?

I don't know.

...Now, get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown...or I will keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!

So what do you think?

Sid

Two words, anger management.

I'm talking about the current. Diego's right. We found the way home.

Sid

Yeah, that's great. Too bad we don't have a ship.

Sure we do. It's right there.

Well, that's a flawless plan. You want to pirate a pirate ship from pirates.

It pains me to say this, but... -our prisoner has a point.

Yeah, well...

Sid

Guys. The trees have ears.

Wait a minute, maybe we can help each other. Hey, little fellas. Hey, come on out. No, no, it's okay. We're not going to hurt you. How about you and us against the pirates, huh? You got no idea what I'm saying, do you? Okay, ship, me want.

Yeah, nice try, Jungle Jim.

Go ahead make fun. He got it. Thank you.

Sid

May I try?

Yeah, knock yourself out.

Sid

Okay, watch this. Sick sloths sip broth, sick sloths sip broth. Ta-dah!

That, they got?

Sid

Yup, they're in.

Great, we'll free your buddies, and we can all work together... to kick a little pirate booty.

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