A scene from I, Robot 2004
Susan Calvin

[after Detective Spooner was just in a house being demolished]

What happened?

Detective Spooner

Cats.

Susan Calvin

Wait, what?

Detective Spooner

Cats. Do you like them?

Susan Calvin

What? No, I'm allergic. Why?

Detective Spooner

Because I have a cat, in my trunk, and he's homeless.

Susan Calvin

Wait, are you saying cats did this to you?

Detective Spooner

[looks at her incredulously]

How the hell would cats do this to me?

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