[still annoyed by what the Dracula Nerd said]

"Bleh, bleh-bleh!"

Imagine if that guy was talking to the real Drac(ula), he'd run for the hills!

[realizes to their advantage]

Hold it now. Hold it now! That sounds spot-on! Well, the only way they'd know the real us is if we show the real us!

This could work.

You mean scare 'em? We haven't scared people in centuries. I don't even think I have it in me anymore! [practices roaring but ends up weakening his voice] I got nothing, I really got nothing.

Let's just move this along. [ignites a match and sets it between Frank's eyes]

[begins to roar monstrously and after climbing to the shoulders of his inflated balloon statue, gives a deafening roar across the town that causes the whole watching crowd to cover their ears]

I'm trying to scare you! The real Frankenstein!