Peter Ian Staker : [on the phone, politely] Morning, the swan's escaped. Nicholas Angel : [looking around the office, certain it is a prank] The swan's escaped. Right, and where has the swan escaped from, exactly? Peter Ian Staker : The castle. Nicholas Angel : Oh yeah, and who might you be? Peter Ian Staker : Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker. Nicholas Angel : [annoyed] PI Staker? Right, pisstaker! Come on! [cut to Angel, standing outside the castle in front of Peter Ian Staker] Nicholas Angel : Yes Mr. Staker, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it? Peter Ian Staker : It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill... Nicholas Angel : Anything else? Peter Ian Staker : Well... it's a swan .

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