A scene from Hot Fuzz 2007
Peter Ian Staker

[on the phone, politely]

Morning, the swan's escaped.

Nicholas Angel

[looking around the office, certain it is a prank]

The swan's escaped. Right, and where has the swan escaped from, exactly?

Peter Ian Staker

The castle.

Nicholas Angel

Oh yeah, and who might you be?

Peter Ian Staker

Mr. Staker. Mr. Peter Ian Staker.

Nicholas Angel

[annoyed]

PI Staker? Right, pisstaker! Come on!

Nicholas Angel

[cut to Angel, standing outside the castle in front of Peter Ian Staker]

Yes Mr. Staker, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it?

Peter Ian Staker

It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill...

Nicholas Angel

Anything else?

Peter Ian Staker

Well... it's a swan.

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