Mike Malloy quotes from Hostel: Part III (2011)
Played by Skyler Stone
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A pity **** is still a ****, dude!
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Dude, they are hot. I bet you they hate their fathers.
Scenes with Mike Malloy
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Scott: [Answers phone rings] It's Amy.
Carter McMullen: Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.
Mike Malloy: Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my **** phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!
Scott: That's why your marriage sucks.
Mike Malloy: Well, she put on 30 pounds so...
Carter McMullen: Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.
Mike Malloy: Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my **** phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!
Scott: That's why your marriage sucks.
Mike Malloy: Well, she put on 30 pounds so...
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Mike Malloy: What the **** are you doing? Is this a **** joke?
Mossberg: Oh yeah, and the punchline's a killer!
Mossberg: Oh yeah, and the punchline's a killer!
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