Kendra
Do you like freaky?
Scott
Yeah... yeah, sure.
Hostel: Part III quotes
Scott
Mike Malloy
What the **** are you doing? Is this a **** joke?
Mossberg
Oh yeah, and the punchline's a killer!
Scott
You do this to your own **** friends?
Carter McMullen
When it comes to pussy, I have no friends!
Scott
[Answers phone rings]
It's Amy.
Carter McMullen
Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.
Mike Malloy
Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my **** phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!
Scott
That's why your marriage sucks.
Mike Malloy
Well, she put on 30 pounds so...
Mike Malloy
A pity **** is still a ****, dude!
Mike Malloy
Dude, they are hot. I bet you they hate their fathers.
Amy
The problem is... [pinning Carter's hands to the table] HE'S STILL ALIVE!
Viktor
[Electrocuting one of the guards with his own cattle prod]
Die, you mother****er! You die now, mother****er! [Mockingly] Now I **** your mother now!