Voice at Playboy Mansion
[through an intercom]
Listen to me, this is the Playboy Mansion, it's not a hotel.
E.B.
[looking into a map]
Yeah, right, but it says here that ever since 1971, the Playboy Mansion has been home to sexy bunnies from around the world.
Voice at Playboy Mansion
Friend, I can't see you. Please step forward.
E.B.
[stepping closer, face still in the map]
Now, I'm telling you that I am both a bunny and incredibly sexy.
Voice at Playboy Mansion
I don't have time for this. [clicks the intercom off]
E.B.
Hello? Hello? Ugh, maybe this is the rags part of my rags-to-riches story.
