Buzz I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... if you were growing on my ass! Kevin McCallister Did anyone order me plain cheese? Buzz McCallister Yeah, we did, but if you want any, someone's gonna have to barf it all up cuz it's all gone. Megan McCallister You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin? Buzz McCallister No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we have smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.