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[Oh is trying weakly to remove duct tape from his skin. Tip rips off each piece with much force, much to Oh's dislike]
Oh: OW!!! QUIT IT!!!
Tip: [apologetically smiling] Sorry. [throws the piece onto a ball of previously ripped tape that Pig plays with like a ball of yarn.]
Oh: [exasperated] Look. Paris is danger for both of us. It crawls with Boov. Doos you have a plan for once we are get there, hm?
Tip: [hesitantly] Not really. [confident] But I have hope.
Oh: [not getting it] Oh, you are bad at math.
Tip: Excuse me? [proudly smiling] I got an "A" in geometry.
Oh: [trying with little effort to remove the final piece of tape from his head] I am only saying: Boov are superior in this way. If probability for success falls below 50%, [gives up on trying to pull the tape off] Boov give up. You do not.
Tip: [smiling] Exactly. [rips off the piece of tape from Oh's head with a grunt.]
Oh: [fed up] ENOUGH WITH THE RIPPING!!!
Tip: Okay, okay! Tell you what: let's have some tuneage. [turns on music]
[Dancing In the Dark by Rihanna starts playing. Tip starts jamming along, but Oh nonchalantly switches the music. It is so discordant that Tip cringes and Pig starts running berserk all over the car. Oh just smiles and relaxes]
Tip: [groans] What is that?!
Oh: [clearly enjoying the discordant song] Boov song. It is called Motionless and Obedient. Very big hit.
Tip: [trying to calm Pig down] No, no, no, no, no! Not in my car. Driver gets to pick. [switches it back to Dancing In the Dark]
Oh: [stubbornly, crosses his arms] Hmph! This is not even music. This is just noise. [starts to dance unwillingly; scared] Involuntary physical response! You have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon!
Tip: You know, if you want humans to not hate you, you could start by liking some of our stuff.
Oh: [uncontrollably yet skillfully dancing. Has a frightened and confused look on his face.] Confusion! What is happening to my body?
Tip: [laughs] It's called dancing!
Oh: Boov do not "dancing"!
Tip: [laughs again] I can tell. But you're gettin' the hang of it.
Oh: [frantic] How long before this kills me?! [his 'ears' start to move about] I am not in control with my own extremities!
Tip: [putting the seat back to allow room] That's it! Work it! [playfully pokes Oh in the face]
Oh: I do not want it to work!
Tip: Hey, you know what? "Boov" rhymes with "groove". Shake your Boov thang!
Oh: [his rear end starts shaking in time to the music] AAH! It is shaking in a most undignified way! [his arms go up] Oh, no! My hands are in the air like I just do not care!


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