YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!
Tip
Rihanna · 20 quotes
Oh
Jim Parsons · 19 quotes
Captain Smek
Steve Martin · 11 quotes
Officer Kyle
Matt Jones · 8 quotes
Most scenes together: Oh & Tip (11), Oh & Captain Smek (2), Oh & Officer Kyle (2)
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Page 1 of 3So many Boovs! I said this was dumbness. I said I am doomed, but did you listen? No!
Oh, that's enough!
You are driving me to the crazy! It is never too late to run away! That is the Boov motto.
Yes, but we're not doing that. I have a plan.
Is your plan to run away? Because otherwise, it is stupid!
All we have to do is sneak into the city, get into the Great Antenna, use it to find my mom... and then sneak out again. See?
But it still will not work, because my face is known! If I am seen by any Boov, I am 100% popular for being arrested.
A-ha! What if I could fix that?
You can drives first, then I--
You're not coming! I'm trying to hide from the Boov, I'm not bringing one with me. You'll just turn me in.
No! I just need a ride! I have official Boov business out of in town.
But-- But I fixes your car!
So? I let you out of the freezer. We're even.
Okay, pee break.
Ooh, I too has to break pee. Or as you call it, the number one. We also has the number two.
Okay.
And the number three.
Okay!
It is good thing I doos not have to go to number three. It would not be safe for you.
We only does it once a year. I would not call it a holiday, but you doos need to take the day off.
That's enough! [she enters the girls' room and Oh follows her in] AAH! Woah, you can't come in here, this is the girls' room!
[Oh goes into the men's room, finds blue soap, and eats it]
Aah! Do not eat the blue mints! [Tip chuckles] Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade.[Oh drinks the "lemonade". Tip covers her mouth in disgust] OH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!!!
Out in a second! [in a sing-song voice] We're going to Paris! Oui oui oui! [Oh screams in frustration] Going to see my Mom! Oui oui oui!
[Tip comes face-to-face with Oh at an abandoned convenience store. He screams, she screams, and then she pushes him into a freezer, locks the door with a broom.]
Gotcha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! [wipes her hands on her hoodie] Ugh!
Excellent! So, can I come into the out now?
[still angrily]
No. You cannot "come into the out now". You can never come into the out ever again.
[Tip finishes filling her backpack and, groaning, starts to leave] [desperately]
Then I will have to... Have to... I-I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs!
Well, if you shoot your eye lasers, then I’ll have no choice but to... explode your head!
You humans cannot to explode...
We can too! We just don't much. It's considered rude.
Then I am granting you a truce: you are not to exploding heads, and I will not do my devastating eye lasers.
[Oh gets shocked when Pig the cat walks near him inside a freezer, Tip later picks Pig]
Okay, truce.
So can i come into the out now?
No! This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people!
You are thinking a mistake. Boov do not steal and abduct. No, Boov liberate and befriend.
His mistaking is leading the Gorg right to us! Show me his invite! [The internet plays Oh's invitation]
You're all invited to a PARTY! Just head to the Milky Way, turn right at the Big Dipper, third planet from the sun! Look for my balloons! PARTY! Come if you like to have fun! My best friend Kyle will be there! (KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!) COME PARTY!
The Internet does not lie!
[Pig jumps up on Oh's head and starts purring] [his skin ripples with zigzag lines as Pig purrs]
Now he is vibrating. [gasps] Is he going to explode?!
Why do you has this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?
You has me for a companion on the ship.
What has you done!? What is that thing?
It is Gorg super chip
What?
Gorg drone crashed and I ran to it. And I found the chip
You ran to a Gorg?
Boov #1
[Oh shrugs causing and one Boov faints]
He runs towards the danger?
Boov #2
What kind of Boov is he?
Boov #1
He is like a... Super Boov
No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is, you're looking at him. I invented running away and look at this. [holds up the Shusher] I have the Shusher. I am your captain.
But you are not good captain.
What?
You tell us these things and we all believed them. I believed them. But then I met a humans person and she is not like you said. She is brave and smart and cares about other humans persons. In a way that... we Boov do not even care about each other. She even cares about me, and I've done very little to earn that. The Boov may be superior in many ways...
Mmm. Yeah?
....But not in the ways that I now thinks are most important
[All the Boov turn blue after Oh makes his statement]
Oh big deal. I have had enough! Shush! [he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher]
That...is enough...shushing
How dare you shush a shushing!
Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh
Me? No
No! He cannot be captain! I have the shusher! I am captain!
Not anymore! [he shoves Smek]
He will not know how to operate it! It is very complicated! Len on one end, light on the other...
Boov
Booyah!
No, I am not a leader Boov. I makes far too many mistakes
You are not the only Boov who makes mistakes. For examples: My mistake is not being your friend. [gives Oh the Shusher] All hail, Captain Oh! [The Boov cheers]
Ow! I saw who did that! I hold grudges, you know!
[Smek lays on the floor crying]
What did you do to my car?!
What doos you mean? It should to hover much better now.
It's a car! It didn't hover at all before!
You know, when I'm stressed out, my mom tells me jokes.
Oh, it's not that hard. I'll teach you. Knock-knock. [Oh stares at her expectantly] You'd say "Who's there?"
No, just ask me.
Now I say, "The interrupting cow." Now you say, "The interrupting cow, who?" Let's just do it. Knock-knock.
Who is there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow-
MOOOOO!!! [laughs]
[stammers]
Oh, you did it again! [gasps, realizes] Oh. That is the joke. The cow is to being an interrupting cow, and therefore interrupts me!
I know. That's why it's funny--
MOOOOO!!!
Enough!
I'm the interrupting cow!
Knock it off!
MOOOOO!!!
OH! Don't make me get out more tape!
Ooh, I too has to break pee. [he goes into the men's room, finds blue soap, and eats it] Aah! Do not eat the blue mints! [Tip makes a disgusted face] Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade. [he goes out of the men's room and rubs the pee off his tongue] EEW!!! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE! [Tip chuckles in disgust]
[Oh is about to be "erased"]
Drop the bubble guns! Or I will mess with this... [less confident] ...gravity...thingy. [aims her arm up to the anti-gravity device holding the Eiffel Tower up in the sky.]
She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humansgirl to figure out!
Excuse me? This humansgirl got an "A" in geometry. [turns the device upside-down to bring the Eiffel Tower to rotate upside-down]
She figured it out! Run for my life!! [runs in circles]
[Oh is trying weakly to remove duct tape from his skin. Tip rips off each piece with much force, much to Oh's dislike]
OW!!! QUIT IT!!!
[apologetically smiling]
Sorry. [throws the piece onto a ball of previously ripped tape that Pig plays with like a ball of yarn.]
[exasperated]
Look. Paris is danger for both of us. It crawls with Boov. Doos you have a plan for once we are get there, hm?
Excuse me? [proudly smiling] I got an "A" in geometry.
[trying with little effort to remove the final piece of tape from his head]
I am only saying: Boov are superior in this way. If probability for success falls below 50%, [gives up on trying to pull the tape off] Boov give up. You do not.
Okay, okay! Tell you what: let's have some tuneage. [turns on music]
[Dancing In the Dark by Rihanna starts playing. Tip starts jamming along, but Oh nonchalantly switches the music. It is so discordant that Tip cringes and Pig starts running berserk all over the car. Oh just smiles and relaxes] [groans]
What is that?!
[clearly enjoying the discordant song]
Boov song. It is called Motionless and Obedient. Very big hit.
[trying to calm Pig down]
No, no, no, no, no! Not in my car. Driver gets to pick. [switches it back to Dancing In the Dark]
[stubbornly, crosses his arms]
Hmph! This is not even music. This is just noise. [starts to dance unwillingly; scared] Involuntary physical response! You have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon!
You know, if you want humans to not hate you, you could start by liking some of our stuff.
[uncontrollably yet skillfully dancing. Has a frightened and confused look on his face.]
Confusion! What is happening to my body?
Boov do not "dancing"!
[frantic]
How long before this kills me?! [his 'ears' start to move about] I am not in control with my own extremities!
I do not want it to work!
Hey, you know what? "Boov" rhymes with "groove". Shake your Boov thang!
[his rear end starts shaking in time to the music]
AAH! It is shaking in a most undignified way! [his arms go up] Oh, no! My hands are in the air like I just do not care!
[Tip comes face-to-face with Oh at an abandoned convenience store. She screams, he screams, and then she pushes him into a freezer, locking the door with a broom.]
Gotcha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! [wipes her hands on her hoodie] Ugh!
Excellent! So, can I come into the out now?
[still angry]
No. You cannot "come into the out now". You can never come into the out ever again.
[Tip finishes filling her backpack and, groaning, starts to leave] [desperately]
Then I will have to... Have to... I-I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs!
Well if you shoot your eye lasers, then I’l have no choice... but to explode your head!
You humans cannot to explode...
We can too!
[While Oh is singing the Boov Death Song after Slushious is destroyed, Tip sees an electrocuted plume of smoke coming from the distance]
A Gorg ship!
Maybe you could take the parts from it to fix our car.
I cannot. Those are Gorg parts. They are metric.
We're not getting this close and giving up. Come on.
NO!!!!! Always with the running towards danger!
Stop being such a Boov. It's our only chance! Come on!