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[Bilbo opens the door]
Fíli: Fíli.
Kíli: And Kíli.
Fíli and Kíli: [bowing] At your service.
Kíli: You must be Mr. Boggins!
Bilbo: Nope! You can't come in; you've come to the wrong house.
[Bilbo tries to shut the door, but Kíli pushes it open]
Kíli: [deflated] What? Has it been cancelled?
Fíli: No one told us.
Bilbo: Ca-? No, nothing's been cancelled.
Kíli: [smiles] That's a relief!
[They walk in as if they had been expected.]
Fíli: Careful with these. I just had 'em sharpened. [tosses Bilbo their blades]
Kíli: It's nice, this place. You do it yourself?
Bilbo: Well, no, it's been in the family for years- [Sees Kíli rubbing his shoes on the furniture] That's my mother's glory box! Could you please not do that?
Dwalin: Fíli, Kíli, come on. Give us a hand.
Kíli: [smiling at the sight of Dwalin] Mr. Dwalin.
[Dwalin leads Fíli and Kíli into the dining room.]
Balin: [about the table] Let's shove this in the hallway. Otherwise, we'll never get everyone in.
Bilbo: [surprised] He-- "Everyone"? How many more are there? [doorbell rings again, Bilbo is getting rather cross as he heads for the door.] Oh no. No, no. [louder, tossing the knives to the floor] There's nobody home! Go away and bother somebody else! There's far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is! I-i-if this is some... clot-head's idea of a joke... [chuckles sarcastically] ...I can only say. It is in very poor taste! [opens the door and eight dwarves (Dori, Nori, Ori, Óin, Glóin, Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur) fall down on top of each other. Gandalf stands behind looking at Bilbo.] [with an irritated look on his face] Gandalf.


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