“Hey ape-man, uh, earth, uh, dude, sorry, what was your name again?” – Zaphod, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ... Movie Quotes Database

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Zaphod

Hey ape-man, uh, earth, uh, dude, sorry, what was your name again?

Arthur

Arthur

Zaphod

Right, gorgeous. No hard feelings, okay? Sorry to hear about your planet, [snaps fingers] what was it called?

Arthur

Earth.

Zaphod

Yeah, Earth, I liked Earth. Got these boots on Earth. Hey listen, don't mention it to the girl, okay? 'Cause if you do...

Zaphod

[Zaphod's other head pops out]

I'll pull your spleen out through your throat! [pushes second head down] Alright? Thanks buddy. Good stuff. Like those jammies.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox Sam Rockwell More Zaphod quotes →

Arthur Dent Martin Freeman More Arthur quotes →

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