The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2005 quotes, page 2

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[The mice (Lunkwill and Fook) are trying to remove Arthur's brain]

Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about "What's six times seven?" Or "How many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb?" Here's one! "How many roads must a man walk down?"

Lunkwill

Hey, that's not bad!

Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions. And I can assure you, no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to—"Is she the one?" And the answer bloody well isn't "42", it's "yes"! Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes! And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.

[sleepily]

That's a good answer... [falls back unconscious]

Lunkwill

Rubbish. We don't want to be happy, we want to be famous.

Fook

Yeah, what is all this "Is she the one" tripe?

Lunkwill

Take his brain!

[Their drill starts again]

NO, DON'T TAKE THE BRAIN, DON'T TAKE THE BRAIN MICE! [he breaks an arm of the chair and knocks the mice off the drill]

[screams]

IT WASN'T ME!

ONE TWO THREE!

I'm famous.

Lunkwill
[trying to point the point-of-view gun at Arthur]

Shoot him! Quickly! Shoot him!

[lifts the teapot over his head and smashes it down]
Fook

Oh, bollocks. [they are squished]

Marvin
[as they are gazing at the wonder of Magrathea]

Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be.

[Humma Kavula is removing Zaphod's second head with a giant buzzsaw]

Hey, hey, hey, take it easy now. Think about this before you do it. NO STOP IT! Ah that kinda tickles. [his second head is removed] TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE! DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE! [Zaphod's second head has been placed on a hula dancer bobblehead doll with the label "STUPID" underneath it] IT'S NOT FAIR! YOU NEED ME! COME BACK! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! COME BACK!

I've been stranded on a strange planet for a number of years, I haven't been avoiding you. You look great, you're doing well. You've grown, obviously.