Mr. Reed

You are, are you not, monotheistic?

sister Barnes

We believe in Heavenly Father, yes.

Mr. Reed

Okay. There are three major monotheistic religions, Judaism, Christianity and Islam. I call them, “The Big Three.” Judaism, i.e. “The Original Edition.” Christianity, i.e. “The Most Popular Edition,” and Islam, “The Newer, Second Most Popular Edition.” May I see your Book of Mormon, please? I’ll give it back.

Mr. Reed

Thank you. And finally, after 800 years, this! Mormonism, i.e. “The zany regional spinoff edition.” These are all iterations of the same source material. These texts share many of the same characters and histories albeit presented with different meanings and perspectives. So no, I will not accept… [chuckles] …that you stand there and tell me that you’ve never heard "The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies, when I know that you have heard "Creep" by Radiohead.