[In a painting; she sings while holding a glass]

Ah ah ah ahhh!

Fortuna Major.

No, wait, wait! [Sings in a higher pitch] Ah ah ah ahhh!

[Irritated]

Fortuna Major.

Wait! [Screams] Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[The Fat Lady surrepticiously looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then smashes the glass on a pillar in the painting]

Oh, amazing! And just with my voice!

[Impatient]

Fortuna Major!

[Petulant]

Yes, all right, all right, you can go in. [The door behind her opens to let the students in.

[Exasperated]

Thank you!

Plebs.