Hieroglyphics!
You know, these look like the ones from the Egyptian book of the dead!
Halloweentown (1998) · 12 quotes
Most-quoted character in Halloweentown (1998): in 9 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Gwen (5), Dylan (3), Aggie (2)
Hieroglyphics!
You know, these look like the ones from the Egyptian book of the dead!
I'm just trying to protect you.
Yeah, you're protecting us from being anything but a bunch of vegetables. [sits down] Hey look! I'm a potato, are you happy now? Maybe I'll put down some roots in the carpet [mockingly] Oh no Marie, it's too dangerous! There're things about vegetables that YOU don't understand.
You are not a witch.
Oh, yes, I am, no thanks to you. You were going to let my powers go away forever.
Why are you so obsessed with Halloween? I mean, it's just like Mom says: It gives little kids dumb ideas about there being magic. Like that helps them prepare for life. Personally, give me a good nature documentary any day.
Halloween is cool, nature boy. I mean, it's exciting, strange and ancient. Plus, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.
Shh! What are you trying to do? You know how talking about Dad always bums Mom out, I mean, why can't you pick some other holiday to get hung up on, like Arbor Day? Trees are important too, you know.
Hey, look, a pentagram! Lon Chaney had one of these on his palm when he got bitten by that werewolf.
So he did, I've always said the movies can teach us about life.
Maybe we could go out for an ice cream. I know my way around town. I'm kinda like the big cheese here.
I was hungry, but then I smelled something stinky... it must have been the Big Cheese!
You can't go out tonight.
Why?
I have my reasons and I will explain them to you when you're taller.
Mom, you've been saying that for like my whole life. It's just one night, what's the big deal?
I'm getting that deja vu feeling again!
You knew I was going to put on my shoe?
No!
Grandma, it was Kalabar.
What?
So it was you?!
You could've had me, the most powerful warlock of all. And you could've ruled with me as my queen, but you chose a human instead!
Well, it turns out she was a pretty good judge of character.
Your days of rule are at an end, Kalabar.
Don't underestimate me, Agatha. Ha! [summons the talisman from inside the statue and catches it as he laughs maniacally] Now my darkness will spread unchecked, and I'll be the ruler of both worlds! [laughs maniacally again as Aggie pulls out her wand and chants a spell to the talisman, followed by Gwen who holds her hand] Don't waste your energies, witches! Your precious talisman is nothing more…
Dylan!
What?
It looks like we've added another witch to the family. Or should I say warlock.
…like a dark shadow…
No way! I don't have any powers, I'm a normal one in the family.
Hey, Chocolate Bar! You better give that talisman back or you're in big trouble!
You half-human brat! Do you think your magic is any match for mine?
Hmm, no. But let's see my powers, and my mom's, my grandmother's, my sister's, and my brother's might do it. Hit it, guys.
Silly witches, you Cromwells have failed! [laughs maniacally]
Come on, Dylan, we need you. Believe.
No! No! [The orb's light glows more] No!!!!! [The light engulfs him, and as he disappears, the talisman flies back into Aggie's hand]
Oh! The talisman!
[The citizens cheer and the Cromwell kids jump in celebration]