Julian
I saw someone in the hallway, standing outside my door.
Dave
What's up, buddy?
Julian
There was a ****-up face, watching me from the dark.
Dave
Ghosts and goblins, little buddy?
Julian
Shut up, Dave! I heard him breathing, and then I saw him. He's in here. Boogeyman's in this house.
Vicky
Okay. All right. Come on, I got you. Let's check it out.
Julian
Send Dave first.
A Allyson
Everyone in my family, like, turns into a nutcase this time of year.
Vicky
If I were you guys, I wouldn't celebrate either. I would just put up a Christmas tree instead. Skip over all the creepy Halloween shit, right? Does your grandma ever talk about it?
A Allyson
Yeah, it's pretty much all she talks about. It defines her life. She's been traumatized ever since.
Dave
Wasn't it her brother who, like, cold-blooded murdilated all those teenagers?
A Allyson
No. That's just a bit that some people made up to make them feel better, I think.
Vicky
I mean, that is scary to have a bunch of your friends get butchered by some random crazy person.
Dave
Is it, though? Because, all things considered, there's a lot worse stuff that's happening today. And like, I mean, what, a couple people getting killed by one guy with a knife is not that big of a deal.
Vicky
Dude, her grandmother was almost **** murdered.
Dave
And she escaped, and they caught him, and now he's incarcerated. I-I'm just saying, like, by today's standards...
Vicky
Just shut the **** up, Dave. Shut up.