Vicky quotes from Halloween (2018)

Julian

I hear you telling your friends to come over here and you're gonna smoke some weed.

Vicky

No, no.

Julian

That alakazam?

Vicky

Julian, I'm talking about like, a... you know, like a magic trick. Abracadabra!

Julian

I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.

Vicky

Well, I'm gonna tell your mom about your browser history.

Julian

You better not.

Julian

I saw someone in the hallway, standing outside my door.

Dave

What's up, buddy?

Julian

There was a ****-up face, watching me from the dark.

Dave

Ghosts and goblins, little buddy?

Julian

Shut up, Dave! I heard him breathing, and then I saw him. He's in here. Boogeyman's in this house.

Vicky

Okay. All right. Come on, I got you. Let's check it out.

Julian

Send Dave first.

Everyone in my family, like, turns into a nutcase this time of year.

Vicky

If I were you guys, I wouldn't celebrate either. I would just put up a Christmas tree instead. Skip over all the creepy Halloween shit, right? Does your grandma ever talk about it?

Yeah, it's pretty much all she talks about. It defines her life. She's been traumatized ever since.

Dave

Wasn't it her brother who, like, cold-blooded murdilated all those teenagers?

No. That's just a bit that some people made up to make them feel better, I think.

Vicky

I mean, that is scary to have a bunch of your friends get butchered by some random crazy person.

Dave

Is it, though? Because, all things considered, there's a lot worse stuff that's happening today. And like, I mean, what, a couple people getting killed by one guy with a knife is not that big of a deal.

Vicky

Dude, her grandmother was almost **** murdered.

Dave

And she escaped, and they caught him, and now he's incarcerated. I-I'm just saying, like, by today's standards...

Vicky

Just shut the **** up, Dave. Shut up.

Dave

I went and got this tattoo. Because tonight is tonight, the one we'll remember for the rest of our lives.

Vicky

You are so getting dry-**** tonight.

Dave

Oh, yeah?

Vicky

****in' come here. [Kisses Dave]