Young Michael Myers
[to baby Laurie]
Happy Halloween, Boo...
2nd most-quoted character in Halloween (2007): in 7 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Samuel Loomis (4)
Scenes with Young Michael Myers
7 scenes
Young Michael Myers
Hi, I'm Michael Myers--
Okay, okay, that's fine. That's good, that's good. Okay, we're on. How are you feeling today?
Young Michael Myers
Good... can I ask you something?
You can ask me whatever you want. That's why I'm here. If you have anything on your mind, feel free - anything.
Young Michael Myers
Okay... why do you talk so funny?
Young Michael Myers
[Michael puts on a black-colored paper mask]
Look at my mask.
Oh, wow... beautiful, yeah. Why is it all... black?
Young Michael Myers
'Cause. It's one of my favorite colors.
Well, actually, black isn't a color, is it? It's the absence of color. In the spectrum of colors, you go from black, which is no color, all the way through to white, which is every color. So, technically... not that it really matters... but black isn't a color.
Young Michael Myers
**** you! I **** hate this place!
Let it out, Michael!
Young Michael Myers
Shut the **** up! I **** hate this world! I hate it! [sobs] I just wanna go home...
You can't go home...
Young Michael Myers
Why?
Because you've done terrible things.
Young Michael Myers
****... you...
Principle Chambers
What did you say?
Young Michael Myers
I said, ****... you!
Principle Chambers
**** ME? [grabs Michael's ear and escorts him to the principle's office]
Why is your hair getting so messy?
Young Michael Myers
'Cause no one sees me.
What are you talking about? I see you every day, your mum - she comes every week.
Young Michael Myers
Anybody else?
...No.
Wesley Rhoades
What a f*cking pussy, dude. I told you he wouldn't fight. He's all f*cking talk. I was like-- We were fighting, right? You were there. He was like, "I'm not gonna fight you." I was like-- Yes!
Wesley Rhoades' friend: I know where he lives. You want to egg his house?
Wesley Rhoades
We can totally do that.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: Yeah.
Wesley Rhoades
Oh. Hey, shit-pants. What's going on? You know, um... I heard your sister got caught selling blow jobs in the bathroom. I heard they had to pump the **** out of her stomach.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: [Sucking sound]
Wesley Rhoades
Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing? You know, my old man said that for a buck she'd rub her tits on his face.
Young Michael Myers
Shut up.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: What the **** did you say, ****?
Wesley Rhoades
Mikey's upset. Look how tough he is. Hey, ball-licker, check this out. I was thinking of making copies of Mommy for the whole school.
Young Michael Myers
**** you.
Wesley Rhoades
Hey! Tough guy! Think she'd suck my dick for a quarter and let me suck her tits?
Young Michael Myers
Shut up! Shut up!
Wesley Rhoades
Don't **** yell in my face, you bitch!
Wesley Rhoades' friend: **** off!
Principal Chambers
What the hell is going on here? Break it up! I said break it up! You over there, you over there, you there.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: He started it.
Principal Chambers
Shut up!
Young Michael Myers
****... you...
Principal Chambers
What did you say?
Young Michael Myers
I said, ****... you!
Principal Chambers
**** ME? [grabs Michael by the back of the shirt and escorts him to the principal's office] Come here.
Young Michael Myers
My bag!
Principal Chambers
Grab it!
