“I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice...” – Sir-Smoke-Alot, Half Baked ... Movie Quotes Database

Sir-Smoke-Alot

I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted. Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

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