“Babe, you're acting like I have cheated on you, and I have never...” – Simon, Guess Who ... Movie Quotes Database

Movie QuoteDatabase

A scene from Guess Who 2005

Simon Ashton Kutcher

[on the phone, leaving a message]

Babe, you're acting like I have cheated on you, and I have never cheated on you. Except for that one time, with myself, and you caught me.

More from Guess Who

Simon That's just it, she's everything I'm not. You know, she's my other half. Without her, I'm not whole. You know the thing about meeting your other half is you're walking around, you think you're happy, you think you're whole, then you realize you ain't shit without her. Then you can't go back to being just a half because you know what it's like to be whole. Percy I don't want to hear about you sleeping with my daughter. You're sleeping with me now. Simon Why can't black people listen to country music? Keisha Why? Simon Because every time they say "hoedown", they think their sister got shot!