Piano teacher He's my student. Phil For your information, there is a major network interested in me. Larry Uh, yeah. That would be the Home Shopping Network. Phil Thanks, Larry. Wait in the car. DJ No. 1 Ok campers, rise and shine! — and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooooold out there today. DJ No. 2 It's cold out there everyday. What is this, Miami Beach? DJ No. 1 Not hardly!