Friends don't let friends drive.
Phil Connors
Bill Murray · 78 quotes
Rita
Andie MacDowell · 28 quotes
Larry
Chris Elliott · 9 quotes
Ned Ryerson
Stephen Tobolowsky · 7 quotes
Gus
Rick Ducommun · 5 quotes
Ralph
Rick Overton · 4 quotes
Piano teacher
Peggy Roeder · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Phil Connors & Rita (21), Phil Connors & Ned Ryerson (3), Phil Connors & Gus (3)
Groundhog Day quotes
Page 1 of 7Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.
He's my student.
Hey who else could go for some flap jacks right now?
Young psychiatrist I have an alcoholic now.
Young psychiatrist I think we should meet again, how's tomorrow for you?
D.J. 1
Okay, campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties, 'cause it's cold out there today!
D.J. 2
It's cold out there every day! What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. 1
Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
D.J. 2
That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing"!
D.J. 1
Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
D.J. 2
Especially cold!
D.J. 1
Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
D.J. 2
On their chapped lips...
D.J. 1
On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
D.J. 2
Punxsutawney Phil!
D.J. 1
That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's...
D.J. 1 and D.J. 2
[in unison]
GROUNDHOG DAY!
D.J. 1
Get up and pull that hog out!
[They both make pig grunt noises]
DJ No. 1 Ok campers, rise and shine! — and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooooold out there today.
DJ No. 2
It's cold out there everyday. What is this, Miami Beach?
DJ No. 1
Not hardly!
E.R. nurse Sometimes people just die.
Not today.
Phil, like the groundhog Phil?
Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Look out for your shadow there buddy.
Morons, your bus is leaving.
Hallway man Do you think it's going to be an early spring?
I'm predicting March 21st.
Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Hi, thanks for watching.
Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Not a chance.
Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Ned Ryerson?
BING!
Bing.
Phil?! Hey! [runs up to him] Phil? Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Hi, how are you doing? Thanks for watching.
Hey, hey! Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you!
Not a chance.
Ned! Ryerson! "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? Come on, buddy, Case Western High! Ned Ryerson - I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson - got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing again! Ned Ryerson - I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Ned Ryerson?
Bing!
Bing. So did you turn pro with that whole belly-button thing Ned or-?
No, Phil, I sell insurance.
What a shock.
Do you have life insurance? Because if you do you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?
Ned, I'd love to stand here and talk with you...but I'm not going to. See you. [walks off]
[laughs]
That's okay! I'll walk with you! See, whenever I see an opportunity, I charge it like a bull. "Ned the Bull", that's me now. You know, I have friends who live and die by the actuarial tables and I say, "Hey! It's all one big crap-shoot anywho!" Tell me, have you ever heard of single premium life because I think that could really be the ticket for you. [stops walking] Oh, God! It is so good to see you! Tell me, what are you doing for dinner?
Something else. It's been great seeing you, "Needlehead". Take care. [steps off the curb into a deep, watery puddle]
What are you doing for dinner?
Something else.
[after crashing a car, to a cop at his window]
Three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
And some flapjacks.
Too early for flapjacks?