Grosse Pointe Blank quotes

47 total quotes

Debi Newberry
Martin Blank
Mr. Grocer
Others

View Quote "Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"

View Quote "Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."

View Quote "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's... well... broken."

View Quote "People say forgive and forget. Yeah, I don't know. I say forget about forgive and just accept. And get the hell out of town."

View Quote "Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman

View Quote "Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

View Quote "I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then **** the brain-hole!"

View Quote [Singing] "I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

View Quote [Martin, to himself] "Hi! I'm Martin Blank, do you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."

View Quote "Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

View Quote "Why does everyone think its personal?"

View Quote "I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki

View Quote Debi Newberry: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Blank: No, but I have a cat.
Debi: It's not the same thing.
Martin: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy.

View Quote "That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he's got a newfound respect for life!"

View Quote Martin: Why are you so interested in me going to my high school reunion?
Marcella: I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.
Martin: Did you go to yours?
Marcella: Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled.