Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the Mogwai.
"Sold". An interesting choice of words. You have taught Mogwai to watch television?! I warned you - with Mogwai comes much responsibility. But you didn't listen! And you see what happens?
Hey look, I didn't mean it.
You deal with Mogwai just like your society deals with all of nature's gifts! You do not understand! You are not ready.
He has something to say to you.
You mean you understand what he's saying?
To hear, one has only to listen.
Bye Billy!
Perhaps one day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai will be waiting.
Sir, before you go, I want you to know I am truly sorry for all this. I want to offer you this. There's one. There's one other one but it's an invention of mine.
Ah, smokeless ashtray.
How did you know?
Man at gas station try to sell me. Latest word in technology. Very generous of you. I'm sure it will come in handy.
Bye bye, bark bark woof woof.