Forgive me, Monsieur Gustave. I never meant to betray you. They threatened my life and now they've murdered my only family.
No. Who did they kill this time?
My dear sister.
The girl with the club foot?
Yes.
Those ****ers!
I tried to warn you at the beginning.
I know, darling. Let's put that behind us. Listen, I hate to put you on the spot, but I really must ask you to clear my name. Obviously you're grieving...
There's more
Okay.
To the story...
I get it. Go on.
I was the official witness in Madame D's presence to the creation of a second will to be executed only in the event of her death by murder.
A second will?
Right.
In case she got bumped off?
Right.
Uh-huh?
But they destroyed it.
Oh dear.
However...
Uh-huh?
I pulled a copy?
A second copy of the second will?
Right.
Uh-huh?
[Silence]
[Frantically]
What does it say? Where is it? What's it all about dammit? Don't keep us in suspense, Serge! This has been a complete **** nightmare! Just tell us what the **** is going on!
[Suddenly, the communication door in the confession booth was abruptly closed by someone]
Serge? Serge? Serge!
[M. Gustave and Zero went to the other side of the booth and discover Serge has been killed in the midst of speaking to them.]
Bloody hell, they've strangled the poor slob!

