The Graduate 1967 quotes, page 3

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Don't talk about Elaine.

Don't talk about Elaine?

Well, why not?

Because I don't want you to.

Well, why don't you? I wish you'd tell me.

There's nothing to tell.

Well, why is she a big taboo subject all of a sudden? Well, I guess I'll have to ask her out on a date and find out what the big deal is.

Benjamin. [Pulling his hair] Don't you ever take that girl out. Do you understand that?

Well, why shouldn't I?

I have my reasons.

Well let's hear 'em.

Let's hear them Mrs. Robinson, because I think I know what they are. I'm not good enough for her to associate with, am I? I'm not good enough to even talk about her, am I?

Let's drop it.

We're not dropping it. I'm good enough for you, but I'm not good enough to associate with your daughter. That's it, isn't it?

Benjamin.

[Ripping the sheet off her]

Isn't it?

[Covering up]

Yes.

You go to hell. You go straight to hell, Mrs. Robinson. Do you think I'm proud of myself? Do you think I'm proud of this?

I wouldn't know.

Well, I am not! No sir, I am not proud that I spend my time with a broken-down alcoholic!

I see.

And if you think I come here for any reason besides pure boredom, then you're all wrong; because Mrs. Robinson, this is the sickest, most perverted thing in the world that ever happened to me! And you do what you want, but I'm getting the hell out!

Are you?

Goddam right I am!

Will you unzip my dress? I think I'll go to bed.

Oh well, good night.

Won't you unzip my dress?

I'd rather not, Mrs. Robinson.

If you still think I'm trying to seduce you...?

No, I don't, but I just feel a little funny.

Benjamin. You've known me all your life.

I know that but I'm...

Come on. It's hard for me to reach. Thank you.

Right.

What are you so scared of?

I'm not scared, Mrs. Robinson.

Then why do you keep running away?

Because you're going to bed. I don't think I should be up here.

Haven't you ever seen anybody in a slip before?

Yes, I have, but I just...Look, what if Mr. Robinson walked in right now?

What if he did?

Well, it would look pretty funny, wouldn't it?

Don't you think he trusts us together?

Of course he does, but he might get the wrong idea. Anyone might.

I don't see why? I'm twice as old as you are. How could anyone think that...

But they would! Don't you see?

Benjamin. I am not trying to seduce you!

I know that, but please, Mrs. Robinson. This is difficult..

Would you like me to seduce you?

What?

Is that what you're trying to tell me?

[A long pause]

I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it. But I'm going home right now.

Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about coming into a dark house.

But it's light in there.

Please...What do you drink? Bourbon?

Look, uh, Mrs. Robinson, I drove you home. I was glad to do it. But I have some things on my mind. Can you understand that?

All right.

What do you drink? Benjamin. I'm sorry to be this way, but I don't want to be left alone in this house.

Why not?

Please wait till my husband gets home.

When is he coming back?

I don't know. Drink?

No. Are you always this much afraid of being alone?

Well, why can't you just lock the doors and go to bed?

I'm very neurotic. May I ask you a question? What do you think of me?

What do you mean?

You've known me nearly all your life. You must have formed some opinion of me.

Well, I always thought that you were a very...nice...person.

Did you know I was an alcoholic?

What?

Did you know that?

Look, I think I should be going.

Sit down, Benjamin.

Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange. Now, I'm sure that Mr. Robinson will be here any minute now and -

What?

My husband will be back quite late. He should be gone for several hours.

Oh my God.

Pardon?

Ben

Oh no, Mrs. Robinson, oh no.

What's wrong?

Mrs. Robinson, you didn't - I mean, you didn't expect -

I mean, you didn't really think that I would do something like that.

Like what?

What do you think?

Well, I don't know.

For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson, here we are, you've got me into your house. You give me a drink. You put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours.

Mrs. Robinson - you are trying to seduce me .... Aren't you?

Well, no. I hadn't thought of it. I feel very flattered.

Mrs. Robinson. Will you forgive me for what I just said?
Note: the bolded line is ranked #63 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

[in a letter]

Dear Benjamin. Please forgive me, because I know what I'm doing is the best thing for you. My father is so upset you've got to understand. I love you but it would never work out.

[to Elaine]

That's why I've been acting this way. I'm not like this. I hate myself like this. Listen, could you just stop crying, please?...I've had this feeling ever since I graduated. This kind of compulsion that I have to be rude all the time...It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up.

[to Mrs. Robinson]

Look, I like you. I wouldn't keep coming here if I didn't like you...I enjoy it. I look forward to it. It's the one thing I have to look forward to...All right, I promise, for Christ's sake, I promise never to take out Elaine Robinson...Let's not talk about it. Let's not talk at all.

All right, now listen to this. I don't know whether I can prosecute, but I think I can. I think I can get you behind bars if you ever look at my daughter again. Now, I've seen Elaine, and I've made damn sure you can't get to her. Stay away from me, Ben! I don't want to mince words with you. As far as Elaine is concerned, you're to get her out of your filthy mind right now! Is that perfectly clear to you? And that's all, Ben. You'll pardon me if I don't shake hands with you. I think you are filth. I think you are scum. You are a degenerate!

Elaine, would you just tell me where he proposed to you? [shouting after her as she leaves the library] Oh God, it wasn't in his car, was it?