The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

View Quote You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

View Quote Hijo de una gran puta! "Great big son of a bitch!"

View Quote Bounty Hunter #2: [three bounty hunters have cornered Tuco] No! No pistol, amigo!
Mexican Bounty Hunter: [holding a wanted poster] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Blondie: [from behind them] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who's going to collect it.

View Quote Blondie: [Seeing blood on the floor] You're not going to give me the same treatment?
Angel Eyes: Would you talk?
Blondie: No... probably not.

View Quote [to a chicken] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

View Quote That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there's always a brother who won't refuse me a bowl of soup.

View Quote Tuco: I'm innocent! I'm an honest farmer!
Sheriff: [shows Tuco the wanted poster] Come here, you! Just a simple farmer, eh? Who is this?
Tuco: Me?
Sheriff: Yeah, you.
Tuco: Who says so? You can't even read! [the Sheriff rolls up the poster] Go ahead, roll it up! I'll give a good idea where to put it!

View Quote No-Legged Soldier: Hand me down a whiskey!

View Quote You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bas**** like you.

View Quote After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar.

View Quote I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.

View Quote [Approaching a column of grey-clad cavalry]
Tuco: (shouting) God's with us because he hates the Yanks too!
[Officer pats the grey dust from his blue uniform.]
Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates idiots also.

View Quote [To his brother Pablo] You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!

View Quote I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

View Quote Tuco: You pig! You wanted to get me killed. When d'ya unload it?
Blondie: Last night. You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.