Lucas
SCAB just tagged us on Instagram.
Thor
First Sippy Cup, and now this? I'm two weeks in the sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha.
Max
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00. If we don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded, which means we're all grounded, which means no party, which means no Brixlee.
Thor
Sippy Cup for life.
Lucas
No Brixlee, no friends, no hope, parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.
Thor
So, Max, what are we gonna do?
Max
We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone.
Lucas
Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max. That could go on our permanent record.
Thor
Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction.
Max
Thank you. If anyone else kisses Brixlee, I'll die.
Thor
Wait, what? Here's the plan. I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's, and I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know…
Lucas
That you're an alcoholic.
Thor
That would be great.
Max
Guys. The only place around here that has one is at North Point Galleria. That's four miles away.
Thor
Four miles? How the **** are we getting four miles?
Max
You have Uber.
Thor
No, it goes directly to my mom's phone. She'll know.
Max
Then we bike.
Lucas
Where are you even gonna get the money for a new drone? [confused] What?
Max
You know.
Lucas
Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way! [leaves the bathroom stall]
Max
You said everyone wants to buy it.
Lucas
We got it together.
Thor
And we're gonna sell it together as friends.
Max
Come on, Lucas. Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
Lucas
Okay. Guess that makes sense.
