Max

God, I'm so ****. My dad's gonna kill me.

Lucas

You had to snoop on them. You're such a feminist.

Max

I'm not a feminist. I love women. And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents. We're all gonna get grounded. Forget Soren's party. We're ****. [notices Thor smiling] Why are you smiling? This is actually your fault.

Thor

This is leverage. [back at Max's house, he dumps out the stuff onto the coffee table; chuckles as he holds up a tampon] Oh. Bingo!

Lucas

What is it?

Thor

I have no idea.

Max

That's a tampon.

Lucas

What's it for?

Max

Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth grader told me that.

Lucas

The human body is truly a mystery. [looks at a bottle of chewable vitamins] Can't believe they still eat these chewables. The gummies are so much better.

Thor

I like the chewables. I want one.