Good Boys 2019 quotes, page 3

I will always love you because you are my son, but I no longer like you.

Max Newman

I'm into romance and grown-up shit. And you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends.

Thor

I'm two weeks in the sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha.

Thor

I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl.

Lucas

If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together, they'll grow apart.

Lucas

No Brixlee, no friends, no hope, parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.

Lucas

Oh, my God, I just killed a man!

Thor

Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?

Please be nice to your sister, help your mom, and do not touch the drone.

Thor

Remember the porn from earlier? The guy didn't even know how to kiss, he was just licking that woman's asshole.

Lucas

The human body is truly a mystery.

Max Newman

This is Max from earlier. Meet us at the playground across from John Adams, tomorrow at 7:40 AM. Bring the drone, and don't **** with the Bean Bag Boys.

Thor

Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses.

Lucas

Time-out, crackheads.

Max Newman

We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone.